Molde 3 – Celtic 1.

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I’ve got to admit I wasn’t actually in Norway’s Aker Stadium, where it costs £10 or thereabouts a pint, I was in the Mountblow Bar, where it costs around £3 a pint. You see I’m not that daft. But I did think Celtic would get a draw here tonight. I was thinking 1-1, same again, 1-1 in the next game against Molde at Parkhead, and 1-1 in the home game against Ajax. Then, when we need a result away in Turkey, glorious defeat, because that’s the Scottish way. But I’ve changed my mind. We’re not going to draw 1-1 in the Aker Stadium. I hadn’t pencilled in the obvious, which was shown by the first goal.

Boyatta makes a dreadful pass, gifts the ball to his a Molde player, Ambrose is the wrong side of the attacker, Izzy is on the dark side of the moon, Craig Gordon, well, just not good enough. Ole Kamarra scores.  It’s simple. WE CAN’T DEFEND.  Ambrose is likely to gift a goal every game. Boyata is of the same ilk. Izzy could never defend but used to be good going forward. Not any more. Lustig used to be fit. Well, no he didn’t, but we got away with it. Let me put this quite simply, Walter Smith used to manage a team whose tactics were the same week in week out. He could pick a team of pygmies and they would’t have to do anything special, just sit in and wait. Forren’s second goal for Molde, Izzy should have defended, could have defended but, hey, we’re Celtic, an attacking team.

Commons shows composure. He scores and we make it 1-2. I’m thinking we can do this.   Elyounoussi scores about a minute later. A familiar pattern. He doesn’t really have to do much. Just hang about the back post. It’s like waiting for a bus. The Celtic defence allows coach, driver and pygmy passengers through every time.

The big talking point is Commons being taken off and sounding off in the dugout. Luckily, I can lip read? He said, ‘why in the fuck is it always me? You kiddin’? You need a goal and you take off your most creative player and a guy that’s likely to score goals and you leave on Stefan Johansen? Is that your son? ’

John Collins looked the other way. He’s good at that.  Ronnie can talk all he likes about closing down and getting fit. The reality is of the four defenders that started tonight in the Aker Stadium, none of them (baring perhaps the every-injured Lustig) can cut it, and are Celtic class. You don’t need a priest to say, Mass clear out. Same old.Same old. Same old Ronnie. Year down the line. Champions League gone. In a second-tier competition playing a team comparable with Motherwell, with a tenth of the budget of Celtic, it just isn’t good enough. It pains me,

I watched Roy Keane last night on ITV, who was supposedly in the for the Celtic job, saying as a pundit for ITV, reiterating, what he’s said before, Arsenal were soft. They beat Bayern.

Chris Sutton as pundit also tells it like it is. Ambrose always lets you down. That’s the most consistent part of his game. Boyata isn’t good enough. Izzy can’t defend.  What the fuck are Celtic? Where are they going? When will we get there? Soft? I wish we were that hard to beat.

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2 thoughts on “Molde 3 – Celtic 1.

  1. I backed Ronny when we brought him in. I liked the idea. He came across well. There seemed to be a bit more science to his approach. Fitness. Diet. Tactics. Lateral thinking, I dunno. That kind of thing, anyway. But it’s not getting results when it matters. We should have had six points going into last night’s game, and on our day we should have beaten Molde. They’re mid-table in the Norwegian league with a new (reappointed) manager. But the cuffed us easily.

    I agree with you about our defence, but what makes it worse is…. there’s not one Molde player who stuck out as having a particularly good game. I wouldn’t have one of them in a Celtic jersey. There were no Hossam Hassans. We got turned over by an average, but well-drilled and organised team. They had a very simple game plan which they carried out well. We had no answer to it.

    The board have now got to be asking themselves the same question I am – can Ronny Deila be trusted with another set of Champions League qualifiers?

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    1. I’d be more worried there wasn’t one Celtic player that stood out. After Aberdeen’s triumph against Celtic at Pittodrie earlier in the season, when the Dons did what they always do, sit back with ten men behind the ball, and wait…Ronnie was in trouble. He’s back on the naughty step. We might talk treble, but Champions League is the big-boy’s playground. He’s had a year. It’s a bit like the Ranger’s board asking for time and more money through another share issue. Shaky peg Ronnie. Shaky peg.

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